Here is to the NAACP LA Chapter for adding one to the “I hear what I want to file”. Members of the Las Angeles NAACP chapter are raising a ruckus towards Hallmark because they, of course, hear racial epithets where none exist. Here is the situation, Hallmark releases a new graduation card featuring Boots and Yoyo with a solar system theme that has a micro speaker that says the following “Hey world we are officially putting you on notice! You black holes you’re so ominous and you planets watch your back.”
But of course the race baiters at the LA chapter of the NAACP, as usual hear what they want to hear rather than what is actually being said. The President of the LA chapter Leon Jenkins who apparently was not getting enough attention claims that the card actually says “You black whores you’re so ominous“. Now not having experience with black whores or any whores for that matter I could not attest to how ominous they can be but one thing is for sure this guy needs to get a hearing test. What is worse is that he has all kinds of black people who, I would assume, are otherwise intelligent people believing that the dastardly denizens of hate “HALLMARK” are intentionally putting a slight against the black race in their otherwise fun graduation cards.
I can just see that meeting at Hallmark, cant you? All of those evil Hallmark execs sitting around in white sheets scheming on ways to insult black people through their series of playful and well known greeting cards and let us not forget they have to come up with a fake script to release to the press. Anyone who actually buys into this is a sheep and will do and believe anything they are told. Unfortunately stores have bowed to this race card playing buffoon and are pulling the card from their shelves because someone got their feelings hurt by a non-existent insult.
I have listened to this card over and over trying my hardest to hear either the word Whore or Ho as some have said but for the life of me all I can hear is black hole. I guess I am just either to racist or to blind to the eminent threat that Hallmark poses to the black culture to hear it.
The point is crap like this has gone too far. For crap sake quit trying to read an insult into everything you come across. It makes you (and I am looking at you LA chapter of the NAACP) look foolish. I know that the only way you make money is to make people think that they are much bigger victims than they actually are but this is just ridiculous.
Until Next Time: Courage
