Thanks to the lovely idea of the Great Ms. Oppressor in her guest blog post on chauvinism, I the White Male Oppressor shall post like one of those I pick on and that would be a Feminazi.
This is not an easy thing for me to do so I had to do some good ole’ fashion preparation and research. So I bought a box of Bon-bons watched an hour of Oprah to get a start. Then I sifted through the usual radical feminist websites to kind of get a feel for the man hater. Then there was only two things left to do. I burned a bra, strapped on some combat boots and sat down and here we are. So without further ado lets start. FUCK MEN!!!
“Womyn in today’s world are constantly subjected to male suppression and sexual exploitation, right ladies! We all know who is to blame. MEN! They have no interest in womyn with strong minds, all they want is what is located between our legs and to ogle us as objects. Well we are human damn it and we will be treated like it. Fight the Phalocracy ladies and show those cock male oppressors we are serious. If you are tired of useless men holding you back then show it. We WOMYN don’t need the men to make the money while we stay at home like good little servants. Make his lazy ass stay at home and take care of sick kids, cook great meals, and clean the house, after all he just sits in a comfy office while we do all the real work. I would like to see him do half of what we do in a day while we sit in a cushy office and earn the money and maybe if he does a really good job give him a dog biscuit because that’s all he deserves. Here boy! In fact make them sleep outside in the mud where those pigs belong. We need to burn down the patriarchy and bring us the womyn of the world into power and start to treat men the way they treat us. Make them have to shave and wax and dress like the man whores they are. Revoke their right to vote for a few years and we shall see who has the power. In the work place smack them on the ass and say “good job sweetheart”, degrade them at every turn so they can finally see how it feels. Stand up and unite against male oppression and wear your ovaries on the outside to let them know who is boss!
Wow I must say that felt interesting. My estrogen levels spiked and I think my man cans got a a little bigger, I guess I shouldn’t have burned that bra. Hope you enjoyed this turnabout, I know I did.
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