No More Kitty Porn From Holland.

Posted in Humor, Oddities, Social Issues by White Male Oppressor on February 4, 2010 No Comments yet

Here is a interesting story from a place that is known for its really liberal social policies: Holland. I was sifting through my usual news sites and came across this gem.

In a blow to the animal sex industry, Holland has decided to ban human sex with animals and if that was not concise enough the law has to specify that includes sex with animals in private situations where the animals are not injured. Now you may be wondering why they felt the need to specify that last part. The reason is because until this law, beastiality was legal in Holland as long as it could be proven that the animal was not injured in the act. The Bill was originally introduced in April 2007 and subsequently passed the lower house in July 2008, and it has taken over a year now to make its way through the upper house to final approval. However they are not clear on when the law will take effect. Hhhmmm… wonder if that could be that the Animal Sex Industry in Holland is a huge money maker with Holland producing 80% of the beastiality videos and content world wide.

What amazes me is that while Holland is the worlds largest supplier of beastiality you never hear one peep about it from Animal rights groups. For example PETA amazingly lacks any mention of beastiality except for four little action items on their entire site and no mention of the practice in Holland which was the biggest offender in this. Does that mean that putting Puxatauny Phil on a podium once a year is more cruel than frumping Fido in their eyes or do these groups condone these actions. Like the old tootsie roll commercials used to say “The world will never know”.

So in closing to all of you “farm love” enthusiasts out there you will have to find a new source for your fantasies because while Holland may be ripe for prostitution and drug lovers for those of you out there that really Loooove animals you are out of luck.

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PETA: Pornography For Animal Rights

We all know the joke about the people who like Victoria Secret catalogs are mostly teenage boys. Now thanks to PETA and what I have dubbed  “Pornography for animal rights” teenage boys can now get “excited” about saving the animals. What is pornography for animal rights? Simply put, they are protests where people stand, sit, and lay down nude sometimes covered in body paint or plastic to try to make points like KFC hurts chickens.  They also seem to be trying to make the point that nude pregnant women can fit in a little cage. I could continue on about the merits of such a thing but we will leave that subject for another post.

Yes, I guess the argument could be made that they are wasting a day protesting in the buff whether for a cause or for a thinly veiled attempt to exercise their personal exhibitionist tendencies. I would like to just ask one favor of the PETA supporters who go bare to save a bear. I as well as many other people would greatly appreciate it if before you decide to take your clothes off in public and hold a sign please first look at yourself in a mirror and consider your actions.

I must say though luckily for mine and others’ eyesight most of PETA’s protesting nudists are not hard on the eyes and give you some thought provoking things to think about when you are alone at night while no one is looking. In my opinion their message seems to be lost on people when they bare their flesh to protest meat.

Do not worry! I would not be so crass as to accuse an organization that is out there trying to vilify and prevent something as horrible as a delicious dinner with out pictures to back up my accusations. Your welcome…

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ok fine one with boobs.

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I hope you enjoyed this trip down animal rights pornography lane. And be sure to keep a look out because sooner or later PETA will be naked in a city near you.

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P.E.T.A Irresponsible Advertising At Its Worst

So I was hoping not to have to pick on any of the  usual suspects so soon, but PETA has gone and done it again so I just can’t help myself. In a stroke of marketing stupidity (which is becoming a standard for these idiots) They decided it would be a good idea to make fun of the obese on a billboard. While I myself will occasionally poke fun at the fat of the land, when I do it, it is meant in tasteless humor, these assholes are being serious. Here is a picture of the billboard ad that these warts on the taint of society are putting up.

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While this billboard has in fact produced a reaction. I don’t believe it is the reaction they were hoping for. The reaction they are getting is one of outrage. It apparently pissed enough people off that the founder of PETA, Ingrid Newkirk the woman who truly is just a life support for a twot.  Has apologized for the fat phobic ad campaign. If you believe this woman or any of her psycho extremist cronies are actually sorry, or in any way apologetic for this, lets take a look at some of the other ad campaigns these assholes have run.

First lets look at their “Holocaust on your plate” campaign. In this campaign these credits to the lunatic fringe are likening commercial meat production to one of the greatest atrocities in modern history. before I continue on with this one here is a couple of the wall size banners they were putting up in their bullshit protests. You Decide!

PETA_Holocaustpetahol3od1I have other pictures from this ill conceived ad campaign, but I think you get the point. These people and I use that term lightly because in my opinion they are barely fucking human, seem to think that shit like this is going to win people over to their side. Everyone that I have talked to or shown these pictures to showed anger and disgust towards P.E.T.A not the meat industry. So they are making their own point moot.

Now on to what these poster children for abortion are handing out to your children as young as kindergarten age in front of their schools. There is nothing that can be done about this because they do not go on school grounds but rather stand on the sidewalks which is legal, to hand out this garbage. PETA has not one but at least two comic books that I know of, and those are….

—Warning— Do not open PDF files if you are a  sensitive person they are graphic.

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——- Mommy Kills Animals PDF ——————   Daddy Kills Animals PDF

The reason I put links to the PDF’s instead of just explaining them is so that if you choose you can see exactly what these extremist fucks are giving to children.

People need to stand up to these poor excuses for people and let them know that what they are doing is not ok in the only way that these media mongering assholes can understand. hit them in the pocket book. I say to anyone one who reads this and loves animals (in an appropriate way) to never give one dime of support to PETA instead donate to your local animal shelter. Your local shelters are the ones that actually help animals that they take in find homes. PETA however in 2008 broke its own record by killing 95% of all the animals it “rescued” finding homes for just 7 of the 2216 animals  it took in. That’s right just 7 out of 2216 animals. This is according to PETA’s “Animal Record” report for 2008, filed with the Virginia Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services. 95%!! I dare anyone out there to go to any shelter and try to find one of them with a 95% kill rate.

Stop P.E.T.A —Donate to your local shelter and bankrupt these assholes.

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