What Are We Aware Of In March

Posted in Fun Stuff, Humor by White Male Oppressor on March 7, 2010 No Comments yet

Now that we are all supposed to be aware of every little damn thing to the point that they need to make a month out of it. I think that I will let you all in on what you are supposed to be aware of this month. Since these are all either life threatening issues or some whiny group wants you to be extra aware of your health, here is the list of what you are supposed to reflect on in the month of March.

# Caffeine Awareness Month, Natl
# Chronic Fatigue Syndrome Awareness Month, Natl
# Clean Up Your IRS Act Month, Natl
# Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month, Natl
# Craft Month, Natl
# Credit Education Month
# Ethics Awareness Month, Natl
# Employee Spirit Month
# Expanding Girls’ Horizons in Science and Engineering Month
# Eye Donor Month, Natl
# Frozen Food Month, Natl
# Honor Society Awareness Month
# Humorists Are Artists Month
# Ideas Month, Intl
# Irish-American Heritage Month
# Kidney Month, Natl
# Listening Awareness Month, Intl
# March into Literacy Month, Natl
# Mirth Month, Intl
# Multiple Sclerosis Education and Awareness Month, Natl
# Music in our Schools Month
# Nutrition Month, Natl
# On-Hold Month, Natl
# Optimism Month
# Peanut Month, Natl
# Play-the-Recorder Month
# Poison Prevention Awareness Month
# Red Cross Month
# Save Your Vision Month
# Sing with Your Child Month
# Small Press Month
# Social Work Month, Natl
# Spiritual Wellness Month
# Umbrella Month, Natl
# Women’s History Month, Natl
# Workplace Eye Health and Safety Month
# Youth Art Month

Now that you are aware of all these things that are so important this month, please take some of your valuable time and waste it each day thinking about this crap so that all the money that was spent in congress considering whether or not to name each of these to the month of March will not be wasted.

month_of_march_sticker