That’s right boys and girls you are too short, fat, and imperfect for this world, at least to those who think they are in the know in the fashion industry. You know the ones that squeeze negative size dresses and outfits onto unhealthy twigs who grew up singing rhymes like “she looks in the mirror and knows shes a winner as she goes to the bathroom to vomit up dinner.” Let’s explore these trolls a little shall we?
If any of you young ladies or boys out there are thinking of trying to become the next top super model I would like to say, for the love of god, think again. I mean just watch one episode of America’s Next Top Model and you will see a conglomeration of the world’s most self centered egomeniacle dimwits on the planet who seem to think a Triscuit and a pea is a sensible meal.
Stop paying attention to these teen stars who always look perfect with no pimples and clothes that perfectly fit. Here’s a little hint “IT IS NOT REAL.” the only way to achieve what you see is if you have a lighting crew and a Photoshop expert on hand 24 hours a day. Let’s look at what these destructive jerks think is an attractive person:
1. The average runway or supermodel is between 5′ 11″ and 6′ 2″ and weighs between 145 and 160 pounds where as the average height of a real woman is 5′ 4″ and 144 pounds.
2.The average preferred dimensions for a male model are a height of 5′ 11″ to 6′ 2″, a waist of 26–33″ and a chest measurement of 32–40″ with almost perfectly toned muscles. In contrast the height of the average man is 5′ 9″ and a weight of 190 pounds.
Both of those ideals that the fashion industry says are ideal are not only rare but in most cases unattainable to the average person, just ask Perez Hilton, I mean really how the hell does that happen? I believe that would be the other extreme. But anyway back to the point at hand.
Parents this one is for you. Chances are your little darling is not going to be the next super model so quit diluting them and making them feel bad about the way they look because they don’t look like those disgustingly arrogant twits you see on television or in fashion magazines. In fact if you have a daughter do her a favor and NEVER buy her a Cosmo mag. or any of those other magazines designed to make little girls and boys feel bad about themselves and maybe we wont have 7 year olds dressed like Paris Hilton and ending up in a wonderfully produced night vision movie asking for Botox injections before going to her next play date.
Which brings me to one of the worst abominations in my opinion that these dull witted egomaniacs in the fashion industry helped bring about the “Prostitot.” I know you have seen them and if you are like me want to beat the hell out of their parents. I personally can’t fathom the idea of dressing my 6 year old in a way that would make men stare at her like a porterhouse steak, these are kids for Christ sake. I saw one at the store at lunch today there was a little girl walking with her mother. The bad part about that is the kid was dressed like a little Bangkok whore, in a short skirt and a belly shirt. I don’t know what that type of shirt is called but they shouldn’t make them for children! And this is what we are told is supposed to be normal and okay. Well I can assure you it is not. Think about it what kind of bull shit warped views of beauty is this child going grow up with? I am guessing pregnant by 12 or worse Paris Hilton. On a side note I hope to god Paris Hilton doesn’t breed I mean do you really think that this is what her grandfather worked so hard to build a hospitality empire for?
The point is if you don’t want your children growing up to be like these idiots start being responsible and stop letting them watch crap like America’s Next Top Model or reading those damned fashion magazines because they will emulate what you expose them to and soon you will have a teenage girl dressing like a whore and throwing up dinner because she ate more than 3 calories. God Forbid…
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