Over the last year the explosive hatred directed towards corporations has both puzzled and saddened me. Let’s look at this hatred realistically. How many of you out there work for a corporation that pays you a salary and maybe supplies you with other benefits. Yet I hear people all the time talking about those damned evil corporations. So I have a few thoughts for the hippies out there that are saying that corporations are ruining this country.
I want you to stop and think the next time you say that corporations are evil while you are shopping at Wal-Mart or eating at McDonald’s. “Am I truly this full of shit that I would bad mouth the stores I shop in?”
I hear people and I use the word loosely, saying that corporations are ruining America while wearing their brand-name sneakers and clothes from Wal-mart or Macy’s. I love corporations for several reasons, one of those reasons is that large corporations like Wal-mart supply affordable goods to those that can’t afford to shop at big box or national chain department stores. They employ over 5 million people allowing for them to help give their families a better life. Another reason is that corporate competition has kept America one of the top economic powerhouses on the planet. This may soon change with the socialist government that we now have.
The sheeple that I laugh at are those worthless drains on society – hippies. They won’t work, but will complain about companies who employ people that pay for their lazy asses. Guess what you smelly idiots, do you think that those Birkenstocks were made by some little elderly German man in his garage? No they were made by “Birkenstock Footprint Sandles Incorporated” in Navado, California which has 157,000 square feet in warehouse and office space. And that Patchouli oil you people think counts as a shower is also made by a corporation. Oh Yeah, by the way the Fabreze that you hippies think is doing laundry well that’s made by Proctor & Gamble one of the larger corporations in America.
All that commercially available hemp jewelery you douche bags wear to show that you can stick it to the man, or whatever other retarded statement you are trying to make, is made by enough corporations that there is an entire industry with lobbyists, who are probably old hippies that took a shower and realized that they were douche bags and got jobs, and no drum circles are not a job.
So what I say is: if you are so intellectually misfortuned that you have to complain about the people and things that make your life easier and provide you with goods and services at competitive prices, supply people who don’t have many other marketable skills with jobs to help them feed their families, then get the fuck out of civilized society. Go hunt for and gather your own food, although you bleeding heart wonder brains would probably starve to death if you didn’t have grocery stores (which are corporations also) to get your food from. And you probably wouldn’t hunt because Bambi is cute. Guess what - nature doesn’t accept food stamps.
I want you to think about these things the next time you want to complain about the hand that feeds and cloths you and stop trying to make a cause out of everything just so you have something to whine about. Hippies of the world BATH TIME.
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