I was bored wandering around the oddly enough news and I came across a story that made me applaud the oldest profession in the world for doing their part for the secular religion of Global Warming (creepy echo goes here). As it turns out, the “Maison d’envie” brothel has decided to spread their love, for the environment by offering discounts to patrons who show up on bicycles to take a ride, while they are on a ride. I think that this is an utterly beautiful idea. Think about it if the brothels in Nevada or the many others around the country would follow this inspired example, we could help cut the obesity problem among men in the United States. This would in turn cut the diabetes rates. This could help cut rates of many obesity related diseases. Talk about a daily workout, ride ten miles do a hard workout and ride ten miles back. There would be allot of guys that would be in great shape ladies.
I know allot of people out there are saying crap like “that is immoral” or “women are not objects.” People who make these kind of statements usually are not getting laid and want to ruin it for everyone else. Why do Feminazis say things against prostitutes? They should really be praising them. These soldiers of womanhood should realize that these are wonderful champions of women who are taking one for the team. Even if they are getting paid for it. They take care of the creepy or goofy looking guys so they won’t be hitting on you in the bar as often. Well those people just prove the point of feminism was created because not everyone is pretty.
Bless you oh ladies of easy virtue for helping reduce obesity and the environment.
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