Vegetarians like to say that meat is murder. Perhaps it is but it is sweet juicy yummy murder. Well I put forth as one of these filthy meat eaters (I eat meat there for I am a murderer ask PETA) that at least my food is dead when I eat it. You vegetarians out there ever stop to consider that that carrot or that potato that you cut up for dinner was still alive when you started to hack at it with a knife. I thought that hippies were against torture and especially cutting a living thing up while it is alive. Shame on you, anyway listen you can almost hear the poor things in the potato field weeping at their fate as harvest or more appropriate, mass murder is about to be committed. Is this all that these poor plants are worth? We must stop the horrors and rise up and replant these defenceless vegetables in the woods and fields where they can live and grow without fear of becoming food. Some people (plant eaters) don’t seem to stop and consider the fear that lettuce and carrots have as they are slowly and methodically cut up for salads.
That’s it! I am chartering a NEW useless and absurd group that does what ever it can to impose its self serving hollow ideas on everyone else. You know like all the other acronym organisations out there that do nothing more than make life difficult for the rest of us. I think I will call it FLF (Foliage Liberation Front). The main slogan is “At least my food is dead” yeah that should do it. I will plaster it on bumper stickers and tee shirts.
Sometimes you just have to stop and think REALLY?
Stop Vegetable Cruelty
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