People Seem To Be A Handfull Of Legos Short

Posted in Humor by White Male Oppressor on June 25, 2009 No Comments yet

We all do dumb things in our lives but when I watch the news or just observe people go about their daily lives it seems as though I am watching the slow drip that is draining the gene pool. For example I saw on the news where a Tweeker dropped his meth at one of the local home improvement store and then about an hour later he returned and asked the employees if they had found it yep guess what happened. Some of the things that I have personally seen. You all have to deal with one of these at rush hour, That person that pulls into the intersection and then the light turns red and they are blocking your two lanes and they are staring straight ahead, hands on the wheel not acknowledging the people honking and yelling as if they are thinking ” if I sit real still no one will see me”. Those people are either severely academically challenged or just rude, inconsiderate jerks. I think that there should be a few rules put in place in order to remind people of courtesy for example. since there is a major re-organization of this countrie’s financial industry under way I think that it should be put into law that banks would not be allowed to issue checks to people over the age of 65. I can’t be the only one to think of this. There is no really valid reason to still produce checks and for God sakes some of us only have so long of a lunch break. Next if you are standing at a counter checking out of some where GET OFF THE PHONE and if you don’t then anyone especially the clerk can grab it out of your hand and smash it on the floor. On the lighter side I do truly believe that spandex should come with a legally enforced weight limit sewn into the tag. What truly bothers me and baffles me about those people that dress absolutely inapropiatly for their body type is that they had to have looked in the mirror that morning and thought “I look good.” Speedos should be outlawed except for competition use. The reason is that it seems that hairy overweight men think that they look good with a beer gut and Speedos. Stop the madness.

Prime Example

Prime Example

Cultural Diversity Encourge "Diversity"

Cultural Diversity is destroying the hope of cultural non-diversity. What does this mean y0u ask? Well first lets look at the word “cultural.” The dictionary describes the term cultural as follows  “Culture -noun a particular form or stage of civilization.” this is pretty self explanatory but essentially means a particular group of people. Now lets look at the word “diversity –noun, plural -ties. the state or fact of being diverse; difference; unlikeness.” That’s right the name says it all. Basically all this politically correct terms means is unlikeness of different groups.

These cultural diversity classes that you either have, or will sit threw at some point in your life excel at one thing teaching people to look at and treat each other as differently as possible and is excellent at fostering deeper alienation and ever drive the wedge between us deeper. This is absolutely unacceptable! But it appears that we are all expected to ridiculous phrases such as the various forms of  hyphenated American to describe every each group individually. Well I for one refuse to use  “Hyphenated Americans.” in the way that it is drilled in to us. I feel that it is in this way that people justify the continued segregation of our society, as good for society. Just imagine what WE Americans  without the damn hyphen could do if we put this cultural diversity curse behind us, dropped the hyphen and started to work together as plain old Americans rather than teaching classes on how to work against each other. We as plain old Americans could make this  great nation that we live in the secure, prosperous land that it once was.

I was unfortunate enough to be required to sit threw one of these “Cultural Diversity & Sensitivity Training” brainwashing seminars and all I learned from this mind numbingly boring and expensive exercise was that I am as my name suggests a “White Male Oppressor” and that  I have to refer to every other race as a different hyphen. In this class I was also taught that I can not compliment anyone I work with for fear of sexual harassment. But my thoughts on that issue will have to wait for another post. I guess that I don’t understand why I cant call Juan or Leroy or Sheri by their names because they might think that I am culturally degrading them. I can sum up the way to cultural togetherness not diversity in 7 words. and those words are ” Just don’t be an asshole to other people.” If we could live by this simple phrase even if we don’t care for someone for one reason or another we would not have need of political correctness and cultural diversity. Oh yeah and while we are at quite the damn victim mentality. “Come on everyone, stand up against this segregation indoctrination of cultural diversity.”

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Cultural Diversity Encourge “Diversity”

Cultural Diversity is destroying the hope of cultural non-diversity. What does this mean y0u ask? Well first lets look at the word “cultural.” The dictionary describes the term cultural as follows  “Culture -noun a particular form or stage of civilization.” this is pretty self explanatory but essentially means a particular group of people. Now lets look at the word “diversity –noun, plural -ties. the state or fact of being diverse; difference; unlikeness.” That’s right the name says it all. Basically all this politically correct terms means is unlikeness of different groups.

These cultural diversity classes that you either have, or will sit threw at some point in your life excel at one thing teaching people to look at and treat each other as differently as possible and is excellent at fostering deeper alienation and ever drive the wedge between us deeper. This is absolutely unacceptable! But it appears that we are all expected to ridiculous phrases such as the various forms of  hyphenated American to describe every each group individually. Well I for one refuse to use  “Hyphenated Americans.” in the way that it is drilled in to us. I feel that it is in this way that people justify the continued segregation of our society, as good for society. Just imagine what WE Americans  without the damn hyphen could do if we put this cultural diversity curse behind us, dropped the hyphen and started to work together as plain old Americans rather than teaching classes on how to work against each other. We as plain old Americans could make this  great nation that we live in the secure, prosperous land that it once was.

I was unfortunate enough to be required to sit threw one of these “Cultural Diversity & Sensitivity Training” brainwashing seminars and all I learned from this mind numbingly boring and expensive exercise was that I am as my name suggests a “White Male Oppressor” and that  I have to refer to every other race as a different hyphen. In this class I was also taught that I can not compliment anyone I work with for fear of sexual harassment. But my thoughts on that issue will have to wait for another post. I guess that I don’t understand why I cant call Juan or Leroy or Sheri by their names because they might think that I am culturally degrading them. I can sum up the way to cultural togetherness not diversity in 7 words. and those words are ” Just don’t be an asshole to other people.” If we could live by this simple phrase even if we don’t care for someone for one reason or another we would not have need of political correctness and cultural diversity. Oh yeah and while we are at quite the damn victim mentality. “Come on everyone, stand up against this segregation indoctrination of cultural diversity.”

explanation poster


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